#LOVESTONED :: When you want to heal with Rose Quartz ...but you don't "do pink" cause you too BADDD & Bougie...alternative crystals for love, lust & lady parts

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I lost my first rose quartz during the Hurricane Irma evacuations. My home & a sprinkling of family & friends were facing a SUPER storm like nonE before — but that was taking a backseat to the fact that I’d lost a rough pink gem at a gas station in Culpepper, Virginia. I take this ISH SERIOUSLY.

My “precious” was done with me — I like to think that we “consciously uncoupled”. Like Channing & Jenna Tatum — we remain best friends, but those vibes were needed elsewhere.

I lost the next four — straight out of my bra — to @JDUHNNIE (read more here)

But, while I’m notorious for always having a heart-shaped pink crystal tucked close to my breast — I have a complicated relationship with the supah lovah crystal. 

Rose Quartz, it's not you -- it's ME. The color of this pink toned stone, just ain’t my thang. My inner divine feminine is on freakin fleek— but, to the world — I grew up “one of the guys”. I’ve seriously had boyfriends that are better at styling girl’s hair than I am. So, I get it when you say that you don’t want to run around with the #BASICBITCH of crystals. YOU BADDD. YOU BOUGIE. So…RAINDROP, DROP TOP…here’s a list of SAVAGE, RUTHLESS crystals to use for love, lust & lady parts….

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Rose Aura Quartz :: For DAT SUPREME -- Leave a Toothbrush at His Crib -- Love

Any Crystal 101 crash course probably has you grabbing the “basic” version of THIS pretty little stone & clutching it close to your chest. I’m KNOWN for the smooth, heart-shaped crystal I keep in my bra [AT.ALL.TIMES] or at least when its not falling out on its own in the gym or at the dinner table [TRUTH]. Let LOVE BE KNOWN, huh?!

And, while its often dismissed as the #basicbitch of crystals -- its healing & transformative powers are NOT to be dismissed.  angel aura Rose Quartz dissolves emotional wounds, fear & resentments and activates the HEART chakra . It reawakens the heart to its own love so that it is able to give & receive more love from others -- which in turn causes you to attract new love, romance and intimacy.

Adding a layer of major metaphysical power, the beautiful angel aura bonding raises DA VIBE  to ... that never wonder if its your kid -- kinda love. This treatment alone facilitates communication and connection with Higher Realms, with our guides, and with our past lives.

Still not badass enough? 

Legend has it that all Rose Quartz was created when Adonis lover of Aphrodite (Goddess of Love) was attacked by Ares (God of War). When Aphrodite rushed to save Adonis, she was caught on a briar bush & their mingled blood stained the white quartz, pink. #MoreThanMeetsTheEye 👁

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Unicorn Horn Selenite ::  Out with the OLD, in with the WOO HOO

A lot of our sexual hangups — especially when it comes to self pleasure/self love — have to do with old, outdated patterns of thought or unhealed wounds. i’ll even go so far as to to blame karmic past lives & the collective disenfranchisement of FEM-POWER. The ancestral baggage of the collective feminine is REAL. That’s why selenite is SUCH a powerful tool for cleansing our auras of karmic buildup AND even past lovers — so we can experience the new, new with next level ooh, ooh. 

Why the shape? Unicorns are fucking awesome. If you can be a unicorn, be the goddamn unicorn.

Selenite Cleansing Ritual For Sexual Healing:

1. Find a spot where your crystals can remain undisturbed for 14 days. Sage your space and cleanse your crystals. 

2. On a piece of paper, write down an ex, a hang up, a limiting belief that you want to clear away. 

3. Place your paper on top of your selenite. The selenite will work to remove and clear the old pattern while making space for the top crystal to invite in new sexual energy. (you can use any of the stones in this blog).

4. Lay your intention stone — the one that aligns with what you are looking to bring -- on top of your paper. For example: if you want to release tension or bickering, place a rose quartz on top for unconditional love. if you want out of this world orgasms, place a poppy jasper … but, more on that later (wink, wink). 

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Blue Moonstone :: For Activation / next level passion

How many freakin’ love songs do you have to hear featuring the moon before you realize that this flashy darling is going to steal the show in your love life?! There are literally hundreds of songs and poems about the planet at the center of this stone that MOONstone, itself has become synonymous with romance. 

In fact, moonstone takes hella high rank due to its power to arouse passion and allow lovers to see into their future fortunes. ALErt :: — good or bad. 

Moonstone Meditation For LOVE FORTUNE TELLING: During the Full Moon, place a blue moonstone on a yellow cloth either by moonlight or silver candlelight & let the light play over the surface. Look for images (mostly in your mind) & wait for words/your intuition to explain the significance of the image. Anything you 👁 refers to events within 3 mos time

Combining Moonstone with other love stones :: 

Moonstone + Sunstone :: To increase sexual energy and attraction

Moonstone + Rhodochrosite :: To encourage creativity, eroticism or spontaneity with your lover

Moonstone + Rhodonite :: To heal emotional scars or wounds from past relationships 

 

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Poppy Jasper :: OMG YAAAASSSS

Increase the O’s with this seductive stone! Place IT in your non-dominate hand or over your heart when getting down and dirty -- as a solo act or a duet -- and visualize a fire activating in your sacral chakra. AMP it up with some Kundalini breathing such as inhaling and holding the breath for 10 seconds, and then exhaling holding the breath out for 10 seconds. Warning: Your next yoga class may induce flashbacks to your bomb-ass boudoir behavior. “O”h well…namaste.

 

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Labradorite :: Hello, Tiiiiiiger….

Hear you ROAR…or purr…whatever your thang is — Labradorite is here to help you awaken the natural tigress within. It will make your libido bold and your curiosity peeked. opening you up to trying new things, Leave it by your bedside to infuse the bedroom with more VA-VOOM.

it also activates the throat chakra, to encourage you to communicate exactly what you want to your partner.

Wanna get really Woo-Woo for your "hOO-HOO"? You’ll need a Labradorite Plate & a Full Moon. [April 30 pink moon in scorpio]

  1. On the night of the full moon, set your Labradorite plate out under the moonlight, along with crystals, crystal jewelry, etc.— anything you are working with that month. Be sure to bring a selenite with you!
  2. Write your biggest sexual desire/fantasy on a piece of paper and place it with your crystals outside ( bonus :: add a mason jar of water to create full moon charged water)
  3. Leave your items outside for 24 hours. 
  4. AFTER 24 hours, bring your plate & crystals inside. Drink your water & thank la luna for all of your wildest dreams about to come true, especially the oohs and aahhs you'll see.
  5. Move the selenite to your alter or room. the selenite will store the energy of the moon for the rest of the month. with it in your space, you can FILL UP with full moon frequencies no matter what phase the moon is in. Keep the Labradorite plate & your other pleasure crystals by your bed to join in on the fun of the cosmic sex club.

**We are able to curate the "Pleasure Pack" of Crystals for you. If you are interested, leave a comment below or send an email to iam@intuitivegangster.com

xxL

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Are you READY for the ULTIMATE Ladies Night? All of the Bachelorette FUN without the wedding stress. Join Intuitive Gangster's Signs, Sex, Sinners for its first AFTER HOURS fem-powered Goddess Night.
THINK: birth charts, crystals, cocktails + girl talk galore! All the SEX, MAGIC, & STARS -- you've come to expect from us. Ya in?!

✨✨Ticket Includes✨✨
+ Aphrodisiac Cocktail
+ X-Rated Girl Talk
+ Mini Birth Chart Reading
+ Cosmic Sex & Crystal Talk
+ Goddess Reading

We can't wait to get ALL UP IN YOUR VENUS! Tickets can be purchased, here.